{"product_id":"idkidcidgaf-tumbler","title":"IDKIDCIDGAF Tumbler","description":"\u003ch4\u003eOne nerve left. It is not taking questions.\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eOur IDK, IDC, IDGAF tumbler is for anyone whose patience has left the building and whose last good marble is circling the drain. Featuring the complete three-stage shutdown sequence in bold, distressed lettering across a full-wrap weathered concrete design, it tells the world exactly where you stand: you do not know, you do not care, and whatever happens next can file a complaint with someone still accepting feedback.\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSip. Disengage. Let the last f*ck go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Temperature Still Gives a F*ck\u003c\/strong\u003e - Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours or hot for up to 4, because apparently one thing around here is still committed to doing its job.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt for the Final Nerve\u003c\/strong\u003e - Made from durable, food-grade 304 stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation and a full-wrap printed exterior. Tough enough for daily use, repeated nonsense, and the interaction that finally sends your last marble down the drain.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Full Shutdown Kit\u003c\/strong\u003e - Comes with a clear push-on sliding lid, reusable metal straw, and straw cleaning brush. Everything required to stay hydrated while mentally clocking out of the situation.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHolds It Together So You Don’t Have To\u003c\/strong\u003e - The non-slip rubber base keeps your drink firmly planted while your patience, concern, and willingness to participate quietly disappear.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDishwasher safe. Your remaining patience is not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NOPE \u0026 CO.","offers":[{"title":"20oz \/ Multicolor","offer_id":51623042515222,"sku":"25110809498035667958","price":24.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/1496\/6038\/files\/Singletumbler_15.png?v=1785366349","url":"https:\/\/nopeandco.ca\/products\/idkidcidgaf-tumbler","provider":"NOPE \u0026 CO.","version":"1.0","type":"link"}