Anxiety Prime
2x2 / Single
$2.25
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Anxiety Prime
$2.25
$9.99 Shipping Canada Wide
Delivering dread in 1–2 business days.
Looks familiar? That’s because you’ve been subscribed to this mental meltdown service since birth. Branded like a trillion-dollar monopoly, but it’s your inner spiral that’s doing the shipping — straight to your chest at 3 a.m. Stick it where your coping mechanisms used to live. It's not just a sticker — it's a lifestyle malfunction.
Care Instructions:
Top-rack dishwasher safe — because your anxiety may crack, but this sticker won’t. Smudge-proof, meltdown-friendly, emotionally waterproof.