The “I Tried” Card

Consider this my thoughtful laziness.

For when you almost went shopping… but then remembered who you are. The “I Tried” Card says, “I care enough to click a button, but not enough to guess your favorite color.” No size charts, no mall parking lots, no emotional labor — just pure, obligation-free generosity. They pick, you win.

Care Instructions:
No dusting, no washing — just spend it before it becomes “vintage.”