Ask Google, Not Me
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$2.25
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Ask Google, Not Me
$2.25
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Because I charge extra for common sense.
Bold, blunt, and one passive-aggressive eye roll away from HR — this sticker is for the burned-out brain who’s tired of playing human search engine. It's giving “I don’t know, I don’t care, and I’m not your tech support.” Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or forehead — wherever people need a subtle slap of self-sufficiency.
Care Instructions:
Top-rack dishwasher safe — just like your patience isn’t. Built to endure repeated exposure to dumb questions and lukewarm coffee.