Ask Me About My Wiener

Everybody wants to know about the wiener.

Some shirts start conversations. This one skips the introductions and heads straight for questionable territory. Wear it to parties, patios, family gatherings, or anywhere a completely innocent question has the potential to become unnecessarily personal. Expect bad jokes, raised eyebrows, and at least one person who takes the invitation a little too seriously. We’re not responsible for the questions this shirt may generate.

Private viewings can be arranged.

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Treat your wiener with respect.