Bone Rider

Bone Rider, dead tired. Still drivin’.

Meet your burnout spirit animal, Bone Rider: a skeleton on a scooter, dodging responsibility like it’s traffic. Bone to Ride is for the emotionally deceased who still manage to show up (barely), fuelled by spite and one last caffeine hit. This tee doesn’t care about horsepower, it’s got deadpan humour, vintage flair, and full existential drift.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like your ambition. Tumble dry low so your skeleton doesn’t shrink.