Bone Rider Tumbler

Death can wait. Traffic apparently cannot.

Our Bone Rider tumbler is for burnout survivors, rush-hour casualties, and anyone dragging themselves forward on spite, caffeine, and one final functioning nerve. Featuring a bug-eyed skeleton tearing through eternal traffic on a vintage scooter, this full-wrap weathered concrete design captures the exact mood of being emotionally deceased, chronically delayed, and still somehow expected to arrive with a positive attitude.

He is dead tired, fully pissed, and absolutely not letting you merge.

Grip the bars. Curse the traffic. Keep rolling.

Product features

• Dead-Cool Temperature Control - Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours or hot for up to 4, because your commute is already miserable enough without a disappointing beverage.
• Built for Eternal Rush Hour - Made from durable, food-grade 304 stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation and a full-wrap printed exterior. Tough enough for daily use, aggressive lane changes, and the slow death of your remaining patience.
• The Full Road-Rage Kit - Comes with a clear push-on sliding lid, reusable metal straw, and straw cleaning brush. Everything required to survive the drive without becoming part of the local traffic report.
• Holds Its Ground in Hell - The non-slip rubber base keeps your drink firmly planted while brake lights multiply and your soul quietly leaves through the nearest exit.

Care instructions
Dishwasher safe. Eternal road rage may require a longer cycle.