Bone Rider

Dead tired. Still drivin’.

Meet your burnout spirit animal: a skeleton on a scooter, dodging responsibility like it’s traffic. Bone to Ride is for the emotionally deceased who still manage to show up (barely), fueled by spite and one last caffeine hit. This tee doesn’t care about horsepower—it’s got deadpan humor, vintage flair, and full existential drift. It’s not just a ride—it’s survival mode in motion.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like your ambition. Tumble dry low so your skeleton doesn’t shrink.