Certified Chaos

Because red flags look great on you.

Slap this bad boy on your laptop, flask, or forehead and let the world know you’re not here to make good decisions—you’re here for the drama, the chaos, and the vibes. This “Hello, I’m A Bad Idea” sticker is gender-neutral, morally ambiguous, and guaranteed to raise eyebrows and blood pressure. Whether you're the reason the group chat is always lit or the one they warn their kids about—own it.

Care Instructions:
Glossy. Waterproof. Top-rack dishwasher safe—but if you want this red flag to keep waving proudly, give it a gentle hand wash. Your reputation’s messy enough—your sticker doesn’t have to be.