Cheerfully Vandalized

Smile wide. Cause problems. Repeat.

The kid’s got a can and zero chill. “Cheerfully Vandalized” is your wearable warning sign—featuring a retro cartoon gremlin mid-spray, mid-smirk, and mid-problem. Equal parts mischief and meltdown, this crewneck is made with ultra-soft Tourbillon fleece that resists lint, chaos, and good behavior. Perfect for those days when you want to be comfy and confrontational.

Fit Tip: Size down if you want a tighter grip on your problems. Go regular for that “I’m fine :)” oversized denial.
📏 Full size chart below. He may be smiling, but you don’t have to guess.

Care Instructions
Wash cold, like your sense of restraint. Tumble dry low or hang it like your impulse control—barely there but trying.