Cup Noodles, Crushed Dreams

Surviving on sodium and spite.

For the emotionally broke and financially broker, the Cup Noodles, Crushed Dreams Hoodie wraps your dread in fleece disguised as ramen-shop nostalgia.

Whether you’re spiraling in sweats or crying in a convenience-store aisle, this hoodie’s got your back. Perfect for late-night cravings, job rejection emails, and zero savings in the bank.

Fit Tip: Size down for that tighter, sadder silhouette. Go with your regular size for the slouchy “I’ve given up but still look cute” vibe.
📏 Size chart below—because ramen forgives, fleece doesn’t.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like your love life. Tumble dry low or hang it while you eat noodles over the sink. No bleach. No shame.