Definitely Not Me

If you're looking for accountability, keep walking.

Definitely Not Me is for the charming troublemakers, accidental instigators, and anyone who's ever smiled their way through a situation they absolutely should not have been involved in. Featuring a carefree Felix whistling his way past responsibility, consequences, and follow-up questions, this design is dedicated to the fine art of plausible deniability.

Made from a soft vintage-feel 60/40 cotton-poly blend with moisture-wicking Comfort Dry technology, this tee delivers all-day comfort whether you're creating memories, creating problems, or creating a version of events that works better for everyone involved. The sustainable ClearPoly® dye process creates zero product waste and uses zero water, while anti-pill fabric and reduced shrinkage help keep your story consistent.

Act natural. Nobody saw anything.

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. If anyone asks, this shirt wasn't there and has no knowledge of the events in question.