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Don’t Look for Me
$49.99
$9.99 Shipping Canada Wide
Lost? Nah—just unavailable.
The Don’t Look for Me Hoodie flips nostalgia into a middle finger. Vintage comic art, faded colors, and a face that’s officially over it. It’s quiet rebellion wrapped in soft fleece.
For the ones who ghost group chats, dodge small talk, and prefer “offline” as a lifestyle—not a setting.
Fit Tip: Size down for a clean, low-profile vanish. True size for a “don’t talk to me” drape.
📏 Size chart below—because disappearing acts still require precision.
Care Instructions
Wash cold, like your replies. Tumble dry low, or hang if you’re hiding. No bleach. No explanations.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |