Fedora, Finger, F*ck You
Earth Black / S
$49.99
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Fedora, Finger, F*ck You
$49.99
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Old-school charm, middle-finger energy.
Dressed to impress and ready to offend, the Fedora, Finger, F*ck You Hoodie pairs Sinatra swagger with playground-level pettiness. A vintage sketch graphic of a suited-up primate in a fedora flips the bird (or maybe picks his nose). Either way, he doesn’t care and neither should you.
Soft fleece makes it the hoodie you’ll nap in after the chaos. Smug, comfortable, and tailor-made for anyone who thrives on bad manners.
Fit Tip: Size down for sharp Rat Pack energy. Stick to your usual size if you want oversized mob-boss lounge vibes.
📏 Size chart below—because rebellion still comes in sizes.
Care Instructions
Wash cold like his patience. Tumble dry low, or hang it like your last nerve. Bleach? Forget it—this monkey doesn’t clean up nice.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |