FETCH THIS Crewneck
S / Earth Black
$44.99
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FETCH THIS Crewneck
$44.99
$9.99 Shipping Canada Wide
Loyalty? Optional. Attitude? Built-in.
Meet the dog that doesn’t beg—it bans. The “FETCH THIS” Crewneck stars a too-cool canine flipping double birds with the stone-cold grace of someone who’s officially out of f*cks. Whether you're in burnout mode, bite-before-bark energy, or just done explaining yourself, this is your new go-to armor. The light-on-dark (or dark-on-light) design delivers contrast and chaos on command.
Fit Tip: Want it clean? Size down. Want it loose like your last nerve? Stick to your regular size.
📏 Full sizing chart below—because even this dog has structure.
Care Instructions
Treat it better than your last situationship: cold wash, inside out, no bleach, low heat dry. Or hang dry if you’re emotionally stable enough for patience.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |