FU*K Tote

This Tote Doesn’t Give a F—

Subtle? Never heard of it. The FU*K Tote is your loud, proud, middle-finger-to-the-masses kind of carry-all. Draped in dainty pink patterns that, on closer inspection, flip the bird in full floral glory, this bag is your new sidekick for saying what you really mean — without saying a word.

Perfect for hauling snacks, sass, and zero f**ks, this tote is as bold as you are and twice as sturdy. Whether you’re storming the farmer’s market, ghosting social expectations, or just feeling a little spicy, this bag has your back. Literally.

This tote doesn’t give a F—. And neither should you.

Product Features:

• 100% polyester body — lightweight, tough, and built for chaotic energy.
• Seamless black inner stitching for a clean, polished "don’t mess" finish.
• Reinforced handles for strength (because sarcasm gets heavy).
• Boxed corners = more room for your drama.
• Non-woven laminate lining to keep the interior fresh, no matter how petty things get.

Care Instructions:

• Before cleaning, remove anything emotionally or literally fragile.
• Spot treat with your go-to stain remover (or rage).
• Use warm water + laundry detergent with a soft brush or cloth.
• Air dry while side-eyeing the patriarchy.