Golden Standard

Flipping off mediocrity — in full luxury stitching.

Polished, petty, and stitched in swagger. This isn’t just a middle finger — it’s a gold-plated, satin-threaded sit the f*ck down. For the ones who level up and burn bridges at the same damn time.

Care Instructions:
Glossy. Waterproof. Drama-proof. Stick it loud and proud — just handwash your drinkware when you can, or risk fading like your ex’s relevance.