Hot Mic Mayhem

Loud. Retro. Spiraling.

This is a full system crash! Hot Mic Mayhem throws vintage glam into a blender of color chaos, then cranks the volume until your walls vibrate. That hypnotic backdrop? It’s a mood ring for your nervous system. For anyone who’s ever over-shared, blacked out, or hit “record” mid-breakdown—this one’s for you.

Product Features

• 100% polyester canvas—smooth and loud, like your inner monologue.
• 0.75” pinewood frame—built to hold the pressure.
• Vibrant blast of neon, pop, and performance anxiety.
• Retro mic art for those who overshare on purpose.

Care Instructions
Dust it gently—this diva doesn’t need your fingerprints muddying the meltdown. It’s chaos, not crusty.