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Kiss Me, You Fool Tote
$25.99
$9.99 Shipping Canada Wide
Handle with care. Contents may include lipstick, lies, and lingerie.
This ain’t your sweet little market tote. This bag’s been places, heard confessions, and still smells like scandal and expensive perfume.
That kiss? Probably a mistake. That look? Absolutely intentional. Whether you’re sneaking out, storming in, or making damn sure they remember you, this tote's got your back—and your secrets.
Product Features
- Tough-as-nails polyester that holds its shape and your secrets
- Black inner stitching for that moody, midnight-movie polish
- Reinforced handles strong enough to carry emotional baggage
- Boxed corners = more room for drama
- Comes in 3 sizes ‘cause scandal doesn’t do one-size-fits-all
Care Instructions
- Dump the evidence—er, contents—before cleaning
- Spot treat your sins (and stains) with a little warm water and detergent
- Wipe it down with a soft brush or terry cloth
- Air dry only. Like your heartbreak, this bag doesn’t tumble well
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |