Little Pecker Club

Tiny but terrifying. Respect the peck.

This ain’t just a sticker — it’s a support group for the under-endowed and overconfident. For the lads out here with lowercase equipment and uppercase ego. We see you. We salute you. You may not leave a mark in the sheets, but damn it, you’re making dents in the world.

Know someone who qualifies? Stick this in their life like the passive-aggressive gift it is. Because real friends roast with love.

Care Instructions:
Top-rack dishwasher safe — unlike your fragile masculinity. Weatherproof, insult-proof, and hard to ignore (unlike you, lil buddy).