Mutually Assured Disinterest

Everybody loses. That's the point.

Mutually Assured Disinterest™ is for those rare moments when you've exhausted diplomacy, depleted your patience, and officially removed yourself from the discussion. Featuring a tank armed with the world's most universally understood response, this design rolls straight through nonsense, drama, and unsolicited opinions without slowing down.

Built from a soft vintage-feel 60/40 cotton-poly blend with moisture-wicking Comfort Dry technology, this tee delivers all-day comfort while maintaining maximum emotional distance. The sustainable ClearPoly® dye process creates zero product waste and uses zero water, while anti-pill fabric, reduced shrinkage, and a classic fit ensure the message stays intact long after your tolerance has disappeared.

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. This shirt has already chosen violence. Your laundry routine doesn't need to contribute.