No rose for you!

Because he wasn't the one.

No Rose for You! is for anyone who’s ever side-eyed a group date, called BS on a “connection,” or screamed “he’s not even that hot!” at the TV (or in real life). Inspired by the guilty-pleasure chaos of reality romance shows, this phone case captures the exact moment a girl realizes her journey... is over. And honestly? Good for her.

Bold, vintage comic book styling meets modern-day heartbreak with just enough mess to be iconic. It's not a phone case—it’s a red flag detector with a glossy finish.

For the heartbroken, the unbothered, and the ones who definitely dodged a bullet.

Specs (because heartbreak should come with protection)

• Tough Lexan plastic = guards your phone better than she guarded her heart
• Shock-absorbing liner = catches your phone when the drama drops
• Glossy finish = high-shine, high-drama
• UV-resistant = doesn’t fade, even under hot seat interviews
• Lay-flat edge = keeps your screen from cracking (unlike your ex’s promises)

Care instructions

• Clean with damp cotton or microfiber cloth. Add a drop of dish soap to the cloth if needed.