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NOPE & CO. Exit Strategy
$21.99
$9.99 Shipping Canada Wide
Quick Escapes & Zero Small Talk
Bold. Branded. Bound to leave. These Exit Strategy crew socks are for the ones who RSVP “maybe” and mean “only if there’s cake and zero small talk.” Covered in a loud AF NOPE & CO. pattern, they’re your walking permission slip to ghost gracefully. Whether you're making a scene or just sliding out the side door, these socks say it for you—loud, clear, and with the perfect heel-to-toe GTFO energy.
Perfect for introverts, extroverts pretending to be chill, and anyone who knows the art of the Irish goodbye.
Product Features
- Crew length = maximum visibility during your walkout
- Repeating NOPE & CO. logo pattern to match your vibe
- Soft, breathable fabric for the comfiest kind of rebellion
- Black heel + toe because drama needs contrast
- Cushioned bottoms so your exits feel as smooth as they look
Care Instructions
- No dry cleaning — we’re rebels, not monsters
- No ironing — the only pressing thing here is your will to leave
- No tumble dry — air out that exit energy
- No bleach — these NOPEs are permanent
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F) — just like your stare when someone asks, “You’re leaving already?”