Periodic Munch Disorder

Lab-tested, snack-approved, and too high to spellcheck.

The science is settled: THC = Tellurium, Hydrogen, Carbon… and a one-way ticket to Snacktown. This tee’s got the baked-in brilliance of a chemistry nerd with the appetite of a full-blown couch sesh. Designed for the unapologetically altered and alphabetically amused, it’s a wearable warning label for your next edible endeavor. Spelling mistake? Yeah, we saw it. And we’re too high to care.

Care Instructions
Wash it cold like your ex’s heart. Tumble dry low—because high heat is for edibles, not your tee.