Periodic Munch Disorder

Lab-tested, snack-approved, and too high to spellcheck.

The science still hits. THC = Tellurium, Hydrogen, Carbon. No notes. Just a one-way ticket to Snacktown and a tee that understands the assignment. Smart enough to know the periodic table. Unhinged enough to clear the pantry.

Designed for the unapologetically altered and alphabetically amused. This shirt is your wearable warning label for edible adventures, couch lock marathons, and “one more snack” lies.

Snacking may occur. You’ve been warned.

Care Instructions
Wash it cold like your ex’s heart. Tumble dry low. "High" heat is for edibles, not your tee.