Petal to the Metal

Florals? For cupholders? Groundbreaking and savage.

This set is giving flower power with a side of passive-aggressive precision. Made from pure soapstone with a matte finish, they soak up every splash, drip, and existential crisis your iced coffee throws at them. Fits most cars, but doesn’t fit your usual sunshine-and-pleasantries vibe — these blooms bite back.

Product features

• Comes as a set of 2 for added convenience
• All coasters in a set feature the same vibrant design
• Features a matte finish for an upscale look
• Effectively absorbs condensation to keep surfaces dry
• Made of 100% soapstone, designed to fit most vehicle drink holders

Care instructions
Wipe off the emotional residue with a dry microfiber cloth. No water needed — they’ve absorbed enough drama for one lifetime.