Pew Pew Madafakas

Too cute to care. Too armed to argue.

This isn't just a cat—it's a fully loaded emotional support menace. With retro sunset stripes and blank-eyed judgment, this pistol-packing furball delivers chaotic energy and deadpan danger in equal measure. It’s for the over-it introverts, caffeine-fueled gremlins, and passive-aggressive legends who came to shoot vibes and burn bridges. Pew pew, and goodbye.

Care Instructions
Wash cold, like your stare. Dry low—because even chaos shrinks. Handle with caution (and snacks).