Pew Pew Madafakas Crewneck
S / Earth Black
$44.99
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Pew Pew Madafakas Crewneck
$44.99
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Chaos, but make it cuddly.
Cute cat? Nope. This one’s locked, loaded, and two hairballs away from going feral. The “Pew Pew Madafakas” crewneck is vintage sarcasm at its finest—retro stripes, distressed print, and a trigger-happy feline who perfectly embodies your “don’t test me” mood. Printed on fleece that’s softer than your tolerance level, it’s equal parts cozy and chaotic.
Fit Tip: Size down for a fitted “cat burglar” look. Stick with your usual size if you want baggy, outlaw energy.
📏 Size chart below—because this cat doesn’t do nine lives worth of returns.
Care Instructions
Wash cold like your patience. Tumble dry low or hang dry—either way, this cat shoots first, launders later.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |