Pew Pew Madafakas

Chaos, but make it cuddly.

Think “cute cat” and then delete it. This one’s locked, loaded, and two hairballs away from feral. The Pew Pew Madafakas Hoodie is vintage sarcasm in full form—retro stripes, distressed print, and a trigger-happy feline blasting pure “don’t test me” energy.

Soft fleece keeps it cozier than your tolerance level, making it equal parts comfort and chaos. Perfect for anyone who prefers their loungewear with claws.

Fit Tip: Size down for a fitted “cat burglar” look. Stick with your usual size if you want baggy, outlaw energy.
📏 Size chart below—because this cat doesn’t do nine lives worth of returns.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like your patience. Tumble dry low or hang dry—either way, this cat shoots first and launders later.