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PEW PEW MADAFAKAS Tote
$25.99
$9.99 Shipping Canada Wide
Locked. Loaded. Litter box trained.
This tote doesn’t purr. It packs heat. Featuring a bold, deadpan kitty dual-wielding justice (or chaos—dealer’s choice), this bag is for those who show up unbothered, unfiltered, and ready to claw back their day. With retro vibes and a big middle paw to conformity, it’s the ultimate carry-all for rule breakers, troublemakers, and the silently seething. Whether you're toting snacks, secrets, or just that main character energy — this feline's got your six.
Translation? Cute? Yes. Innocent? Absolutely not.
Product Features
- 100% tough-as-hell polyester that stands tall, even when you're over it
- Double-sided print — attitude front and back
- Reinforced handles for your daily dose of drama
- Boxed corners = extra space for whatever’s got you fired up
- Available in three sizes with handle color options (match your mood or your mischief)
Care Instructions
- Pretreat any battle scars with your fav stain remover
- Spot clean with warm water + detergent using a soft cloth or brush
- Air dry like the badass you are (or wherever your cat lets you)
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |