Pineapple Protocol: Swing Low Edition

Put your feet where your fantasies are.

Let’s not pretend you don’t know what an upside-down pineapple means. These socks? Oh, they scream "available and open to… interpretation." With cheeky one-inch pineapples doing their best undercover work (not really), this pair is for the bold few who prefer their fruit flirty and their signals not-so-subtle.

Whether you’re cruising the produce aisle or casually crossing your legs at the next get-together, these socks do all the talking.

Pair with: shorts, confidence, and a knowing smile.
Warning: May cause unexpected eye contact and raised eyebrows.

Product Features:

• Crew length so your ankles don’t miss out on the fun
• Covered heel to cuff in bold, all-over pineapples
• Sassy, stretchy, and smooth to the touch
• Colors so vivid they practically flirt back
• One size fits most: Women’s 5 US to Men’s 12 US
• Cushioned bottoms to keep you comfy while dropping clues

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• No bleach. No tumble drying. No ironing. No dry cleaning.
• Just wash, wear, and let the socks handle the spicy stuff.