Roswell: We Know the Truth

Worn by truth-seekers. Denied by officials.

TOP SECRET // EYES ONLY
Briefing to the Commander-in-Chief: July 1947 wasn’t weather balloons—it was cover-up. The Roswell: We Know the Truth Crewneck is a classified fleece drop, featuring distressed saucer artwork and a coupe caught in “recovery operations.” Let the record state: the UFO did not beam up the car. That was the FBI.

Wear this like contraband intel—soft enough to pass security, loud enough to get you flagged. This isn’t merch. It’s a leak stitched in cotton.

NEED TO KNOW BASIS: You. And whoever’s brave enough to ask.

Fit Tip - TOP SECRET // CLEARANCE REQUIRED

• Size down for a tailored operative fit—tight, controlled, field-ready.
• Stay true-to-size for that loose, undercover-in-a-diner silhouette.
• Oversizing may result in comfort levels considered above clearance limits.

📏 Size chart below—because even rebels need their measurements.

HANDLING PROTOCOL // LEVEL 4

• Wash in █████ water only. (Cold. Always cold. Hot cycles compromise evidence.)
• Tumble dry on ██ ████ setting (low) or hang dry to maintain operational integrity.
• Do NOT use bleach, softener, or any foreign chemical agents. ██████████████████.
• Remove promptly from dryer to prevent wrinkles, suspicion, and ██████████████.

Failure to comply may result in compromised fleece, reduced lifespan, or ███████████████.

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