Should’ve Been Swallowed

Proof that not every load was a good idea.

This isn’t a sticker — it’s a public service announcement. Some people are walking arguments against reproduction, and this is your way of making that known. Blunt? Yes. Brutal? Definitely. Accurate? Unfortunately. Perfect for slapping on laptops, water bottles, or the metaphorical forehead of anyone who never should’ve made it past a sock.

Care Instructions:
Top-rack dishwasher safe — because the only thing dirtier than this sticker is the truth behind it. Still clings harder than the mistake it’s about.