Slick Intentions

Cupid’s packing lies and lube.

You knew it wasn’t “just the tip.” And so did this little winged menace. Armed with a bow and bedroom-grade audacity, this sticker is a not-so-subtle tribute to the world’s slipperiest excuse. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or bedroom walls — because nothing says welcome to the backdoor like a halo and a lie.

Care Instructions:
Goes in the top rack, just like everything else that deserves a gentle touch and a thorough rinse. No flops, no peels, no regrets — it’s here for a long time and a good time.