The Multilingual Middle Finger

14 languages. 1 universal truth: F** that guy.

This coaster doesn’t just keep your cupholder clean — it exiles tyranny with every drop. Featuring 14 unfiltered ways to say “f*** you” to the tangerine-tinted tantrum in chief, it’s your portable protest in stone. Whether you're driving, thriving, or just done with the dumpster fire, this set absorbs more rage than his ego can inflate. Keep your ride dry and your standards higher than his poll numbers.

Product features

• Comes as a set of 2 for added convenience
• All coasters in a set feature the same vibrant design
• Features a matte finish for an upscale look
• Effectively absorbs condensation to keep surfaces dry
• Made of 100% soapstone, designed to fit most vehicle drink holders

Care instructions
Wipe clean with a dry microfiber cloth. He’s not welcome here — or anywhere else.