UFO & Me

I said yes to the probe.

Not sure what’s more shocking—spotting a UFO mid-orbit or willingly following it like a cosmic golden retriever. Either way, this bag isn’t just about carrying stuff—it’s about carrying stories. Of curiosity. Of connection. Of saying “yes” to the bizarre and “hell no” to blending in.

With a clean white backdrop and dreamy double-sided print, UFO & Me captures the exact moment of being chosen, beamed up, and boldly surrendering to the unknown (with style, of course). For those who welcome the weird, believe in the unbelievable, and lowkey wonder if they’ve already been tagged and released.

Perfect for the wanderers, the watchers, and the ones who left Earth a long time ago—mentally, at least.

Product Features

• 100% tough-as-hell polyester that keeps its shape (unlike your last situationship)
• Double-sided print — spaced-out magic from both angles
• Reinforced handles for whatever you’re dragging across galaxies
• Boxed corners = more room for alien snacks and unexplainable findings
• Comes in three sizes with handle colors to match your aura

Care Instructions

• Empty the Earth junk first (snacks, journals, crystals, etc.)
• Pretreat any space goo with your go-to stain remover
• Clean gently with warm water + detergent + soft cloth or brush
• Air dry somewhere atmospheric (bonus points for zero gravity)