Whistle while you rot
Earth Black / S
$49.99
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Whistle while you rot
$49.99
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Nostalgia with a death rattle.
It’s giving Saturday morning cartoon, but darker. The “Whistle While You Rot” Hoodie stars a vintage-style trickster happily whistling Chopin’s Funeral March while marching toward oblivion. Soft fleece keeps it deceptively cozy while the graphic screams, everything ends, might as well look cute. Perfect for doom scrolling, graveyard humor, and laughing through the collapse.
Fit Tip: Size down for a coffin-tight silhouette. Stick with your usual if you want that roomy, end-of-days swagger.
📏 Size chart below—because the apocalypse doesn’t excuse bad sizing.
Care Instructions
Wash cold, like the void. Tumble dry low—or hang dry if you’ve got eternity to wait.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |