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WILSONNNNNN!
$21.99
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Carried away by the current. Still clinging to your soul.
He didn’t leave—you lost him. Now he’s back, pattern-printed and emotionally scarred, on socks made for the shipwrecked soul. Inspired by the most heart-wrenching volleyball moment in cinematic history, these give Wilson a second act (with way less saltwater and way more sass). Stretchy, loyal, and tragically breathable—just like your coping mechanisms.
He drifted off. You never recovered.
Product Features:
- 60% polyester / 10% acrylic / 25% nylon / 5% spandex – for stretch, softness, and seaworthy survival.
- Cushioned bottom because your emotional support socks deserve comfort.
- Ribbed leg for a clingy-but-stable fit.
- Breathable + bold = ideal for screaming at the horizon.
- Black toe + heel: grounded, despite being swept away.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside-out.
- Tumble dry low or air dry while whispering apologies into the surf.
- Do not bleach, dry clean, or let them float away. Again.