Anxiety Cats

Nine lives. Zero chill.

This coaster is what it looks like when your emotional support system is a feral group chat of eyeballs and panic. Soapstone strong, wide-eyed, and deeply unprepared for whatever fresh hell today is bringing. They’re here to catch condensation — and possibly witness your breakdown. Again.

Product features

• Comes as a set of 2 for added convenience
• All coasters in a set feature the same vibrant design
• Features a matte finish for an upscale look
• Effectively absorbs condensation to keep surfaces dry
• Made of 100% soapstone, designed to fit most vehicle drink holders

Care instructions
Wipe with a dry microfiber cloth. Don’t let them see you sweat — that’s their job now.