Beamed & Unbothered

Not running. Just done.

Beamed & Unbothered is for the ones who gave Earth a solid shot and decided: nope. Featuring a retro spaceship hovering over a lone tree with abduction in progress, this tee nails the energy of “take me or don’t—I’m not chasing sh*t.” Equal parts sci-fi and soft surrender, it’s perfect for the emotionally exhausted with zero interest in explaining themselves to humans anymore.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like your galactic detachment. Tumble dry low—interstellar style.