Carrera? I Hardly Know Her

Built for speed. Tuned for red flags.

Carrera? I Hardly Know Her is a full-throttle middle finger to the beige and boring. It’s got clean retro lines, punchy red-orange swagger, and that iconic 911 profile that whispers "I’ve made questionable choices and zero apologies."

You don’t need to explain the joke. If they get it, they’re cool.
If they don’t?
Good.

Built for the bold, the brutally honest, and anyone who thinks “emotionally unavailable” is a perfectly valid vibe.

Features (a.k.a. the body count)

• Tough Lexan shell = basically phone armor
• Shock-absorbing liner = because chaos is inevitable
• Glossy finish = unapologetically loud
• UV-resistant = stays hot, no fading—just like your bad decisions
• Lay-flat edge = protects your screen and your dignity

Care Instructions

• Wipe clean with a damp microfiber or cotton cloth. Use a drop of mild dish soap for tougher spots.