Cheerfully Vandalized

Smile wide. Cause problems. Repeat.

The kid’s got a can and zero chill. The Cheerfully Vandalized Hoodie is your walking warning sign, stamped with a retro cartoon gremlin mid-spray, mid-smirk, mid-problem. It’s mischief stitched in fleece, perfect for when you want to be cozy, confrontational, and impossible to ignore.

Fit Tip: Size down if you want a tighter grip on your chaos. Stay true to size for that oversized “I’m fine :)” denial fit.

📏 Full size chart below. He may be smiling, but you don’t have to guess.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like your sense of restraint. Tumble dry low, or hang it up like your impulse control—barely there but technically functional.