Conked Out Kat

Paws up. Lights out. Mood: permanent nap.

Meet your new spirit animal: the “Conked Out Kat.” He’s got the X-eyes, the drool tongue, and the look of someone who just couldn’t anymore—and honestly? Same. Printed on cozy fleece with a distressed yellow backdrop, this burnout kitty is your emotional support sweatshirt for when life drags you through the litter box. Soft, sarcastic, and ready to tap out with you.

Fit Tip: Size down if you want a snug, nine-lives-left look. Go regular for oversized “already ghosted” vibes.
📏 Size chart below—because the cat may not care, but you should.

Care Instructions
Cold wash only—this cat’s already dead tired. Tumble dry low or hang dry like a forgotten pet poster. Don’t bleach it unless you’re aiming for ghost cat chic.