Ctrl Freak

Total control. Or a total breakdown. Hard to tell.

Slap this on your gear and convince yourself—and everyone else—you’ve got it all under CTRL. Spoiler: you don’t. But denial’s cheaper than therapy, and this sticker’s cheaper than both. Loud, bold, and fully unhinged, just like your to-do list.

Care Instructions:
Yeah, it’s waterproof. And glossy. And it can handle the top rack of your dishwasher. But let’s be real: if you can’t even keep your inbox under 3,000 unread emails, maybe just hand wash it and avoid another existential crisis, cool?