Cup Noodles, Crushed Dreams

Surviving off sodium and spite.

For the emotionally broke and financially broker. The “Cup Noodles, Crushed Dreams” Crewneck wraps your existential dread in soft fleece and vintage ramen-shop realness. Whether you’re spiraling in sweatpants or crying in convenience-store aisles, this graphic’s got your back (and your sodium intake). Perfect for late-night cravings, job rejection emails, and zero savings.

Fit Tip: Size down for a tighter, sadder silhouette. Stick to your regular size for a slouchy “I’ve given up but still look cute” fit.
📏 Peep the size chart—because ramen’s forgiving, but fleece isn’t.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like your love life. Tumble dry low or hang it while you eat over the sink in silence. No bleach. No shame.