Depression King

Have it your way… or don’t. Who cares.

Serving up hopelessness with a side of fries and zero expectations. This sticker is flame-grilled apathy with a glossy finish — for the ones who’ve mastered the art of functioning while falling apart. Crown yourself, sit on your couch-throne, and rule your doom-scroll kingdom in style.

Care Instructions:
Top-rack dishwasher safe — unlike your mental stability. Resistant to grease, tears, and emotional grease fires.