Don’t Look at Me

Eye contact is violence. This is your warning shot.

You ever stare into the void and realize it’s making direct f**king eye contact? Yeah. That’s this button. “Don’t Look at Me” is the unblinking icon of total disinterest—glossy, vivid, and silently judging everything in its line of sight. Looks cool. Feels hostile. Wears like emotional armor.

PRODUCT FEATURES

• Glossy Finish: Polished rage, no smudges.
• Safety Pin Backing: Locks in place tighter than your jaw during small talk.
• Vibrant Colors: Piercing greens and golds that cut deeper than your therapist ever would.
• Materials: Durable metal base with a don’t-f*ck-with-me mylar face.
• Available Size: 32mm (1.25 inches) of concentrated discomfort.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Gently wipe clean with a dry cloth, unless you’re into crusty rage accessories. Keep it sharp, dry, and away from human interaction.