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Don't Panic, It's Organic Tumbler
$24.99
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$24.99
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The room is not breathing. You are.
Our Don’t Panic, It’s Organic tumbler is for cosmic overthinkers, vibe casualties, and anyone who has stared at the ceiling long enough to become suspicious of it. Featuring a jar packed with greenery and the reassurance nobody asked for across a full-wrap weathered concrete design, it is the unofficial emergency broadcast for moments when the playlist sounds personal, the houseplant knows too much, and someone needs to remind you that you are, in fact, still indoors.
Breathe. Blink. Stop negotiating with the furniture.
Product features
- Keeps Its Cool When Reality Gets Loud - Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours or hot for up to 4, because your beverage should remain stable when the rest of the room starts feeling unusually involved.
- Built for Elevated Situations - Made from durable, food-grade 304 stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation and a full-wrap printed exterior. Tough enough for daily use and every moment when the vibe suddenly becomes a group project.
- The Full Chill Kit - Comes with a clear push-on sliding lid, reusable metal straw, and straw cleaning brush. Everything required to sip calmly while pretending the ceiling fan is not trying to communicate.
- Grounded When You Aren’t - The non-slip rubber base keeps your drink planted when your thoughts wander off, take a wrong turn, and forget why they entered the room.
Care instructions
Dishwasher safe. The existential spiral can wait until the dry cycle.