Fedora, Finger, F*ck You
S / Earth Black
$44.99
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Fedora, Finger, F*ck You
$44.99
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Old-school charm, middle-finger energy.
This guy came dressed to impress—and to offend. The “Fedora, Finger, F*ck You” Crewneck pairs Sinatra swagger with playground-level pettiness, serving up a vintage sketch graphic of a primate in a suit and fedora who couldn’t care less what you think. Flipping you off or picking his nose? Doesn’t matter. He’s comfortable, he’s smug, and he’s printed on fleece soft enough to nap in after the chaos.
Fit Tip: Size down for sharp, Rat Pack energy. Stick with your usual size if you want oversized mob-boss lounge vibes.
📏 Size chart below—because rebellion still comes in sizes.
Care Instructions
Wash cold, like his patience. Tumble dry low—or hang it up like your last nerve. Bleach? Forget it—this monkey doesn’t clean up nice.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |