FETCH THIS
Earth Black / S
$49.99
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FETCH THIS
$49.99
$9.99 Shipping Canada Wide
Loyalty optional. Attitude guaranteed.
The FETCH THIS Hoodie doesn’t sit, doesn’t stay, and definitely doesn’t beg. Front and center is a too-cool canine flipping double birds with stone-cold grace, serving burnout vibes and bite-before-bark energy.
This is your armor for when you’re done explaining yourself, built for chaos on command. Whether you pick light-on-dark or dark-on-light, the design delivers high-contrast disrespect in every stitch.
Fit Tip: Want it sharp? Size down. Want it loose like your last nerve? Stick with your regular size.
📏 Full size chart below—because even this dog has structure.
Care Instructions
Treat it better than your last situationship. Cold wash inside out, no bleach, low heat dry. Or hang dry—if you’ve got the patience.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |