Fetch This

Your problem. Fetch it yourself.

Fetch This is for anyone who's tired of being volunteered, delegated to, copied on, looped in, tagged, assigned, nominated, or otherwise dragged into someone else's chaos. Featuring a delightfully unimpressed dog delivering a crystal-clear response, this shirt says what you're thinking so you don't have to.

Built from a soft vintage-feel 60/40 cotton-poly blend with moisture-wicking Comfort Dry technology, it's comfortable enough for long days and durable enough for repeated encounters with nonsense. The sustainable ClearPoly® dye process creates zero product waste and uses zero water, while anti-pill fabric and reduced shrinkage keep your favorite act of rebellion looking sharp.

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. This shirt won't fetch sticks, solve problems, or carry dead weight. Don't make it babysit your laundry too.